Stitching It Up

Went to watch some street antics with some mates, and snapped this vid of them stitching it up for the crowd. :)

Always Right

Talking with a friend and a workmate. The topic of me always being right comes up. They agree that they don't always believe I am right, but they find it easier to pretend they do.

My reply? "I don't care if you truly believe or not, as long we can all get on with things agreeing I am right."

:)

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Nerd Pr0n?

Guy at work is getting all excited with the screenshot of his virtual machine host. The dual quad core Xeon with 8GB of RAM is getting him all worked up. :P



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Beer Scooter

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?'

As hard as you try, you can't piece together your return journey from the pub, or that party, to your house.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter.

The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of liquor. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices.

The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion:-

The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness at this point the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors will detect this pheromone and send down a magical Beer Scooter

The scooter scoops up the passenger, and deposits them in their bedroom via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'

Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are said to be responsible for over 90% of all Unidentified Drinking Injuries (UDI).

An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'

With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of another and quite often lost time is regained in discussions and comparisons over a future period of time.

Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

With recent models including a GPS, Bacchus made an investment in a scooter drive-thru food chain specialising in half eaten kebabs and pizza crusts. Another question answered!!

For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's gardens and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending). These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in the house and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the
bruised shins.

The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is the TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 260 Camel No Filters in a single night.

PS: Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a T-shirt.

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Blog Voyeur?

If you are a closet voyeur, which I know most of you are, then you might be amused for a short while by this.

Blogger have a page you can load to watch all the pictures people post to their blog in real time. http://play.blogger.com/

It's kinda funky to watch as a slide show. I am trying to figure out a way to embed it in my Vista sidebar. :P

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There is no escaping me!

For those of you too lazy to read my blog, I am now feeding my blog posts into my Facebook notes.

You cannot escape my pathetic life! Why should you be able to if I can't?

(insert evil laugh here)

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V6

2001:388:F000::8D3

YAY!!! ;)

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I Wanna Go Home

Dammit!!! I got to stay in Biloela for another day for work. This place is a shithole! :(

Sorry to anyone who lives or is from here. :|

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Nightmares

I hate waking up terrified from bad dreams. Hate it.

It's so unfair. I am so tired. I just want to sleep.

I miss loved ones. :(

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Uber Cool Light-Weight Nerd

Took a few minutes to do yet another online test. This one was actually a little entertaining. :P





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Hilarious and Pathetic

I wanted to show this pic to a friend, so she could get a good laugh at it. It is funny enough to share with you all.

Me at 17 years of age. ;)



Hillarious!!! :P

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BLT

Every time I see you Falling, I get down on my knees and pray! ;) Angie is HOT!